URGENT RIDDLE I MADE UP MOST SOLVE!

[Jordan]

Its a Pain in the Ass,
Its as tall as Big Ben
Smells Like fresh fish caught from the saultist Sea
As Tender as a long strip of bacon

What am I?

[Gareth]

Ill get the joke answer out of the way;

A Penis.

Chuck Norris's Penis.

[Josh]

I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!

[Jordan]

Nope... I knew someone would say penis.

[Luxus]

Take out the second line, and I'd say Cassy.

[Jordan]

Take out the second line, and I'd say Cassy.

Lol xD ^_^

[Psycological Pain]

... Tar Scott.

I'd say it's a REALLY tall tall, fish smelling, strip of backon, thats really spicey and when you Poop!, it hurts your arse. =]

[Misa Misuya]

...Tar Cassy. Mental images.
xD
Is it...is it You and your ego Jordan? -Cheeky Smile-
xD
OLOLOL

[Luxus]

Meg, it could be your vaginar when I'm around, hense the second line. (H)

[Josh]

And possibly the third. Not that i'm implying anything...

[Luxus]

Don't you wash behind the foreskin Josh?

[Josh]

With sandpaper

[Bananaphone]

Nice to know o.o.

[Josh]

Mhm :]

[Jordan]

AWNSER = Light house....

Its a Pain in the Ass= It gets annoying with the light flashing + Is litterally one
Its as tall as Big Ben= Well its high
Smells Like fresh fish caught from the saultist Sea = Its by the sea
As Tender as a long strip of bacon= Dunno it was meant to be the stripes but it is pretty smooth xD

[Josh]

Tender means soft or sympathetic more than anything but i see where you were coming from. good one :]

[Jordan]

I know what Tender meens.... Its just I thought I tried to make it like a Penis so if I really had left the tender out it would of been fine Tbh.

Thanks anyway

[Misa Misuya]

XD
Lolololol!
FOREPLAY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY VAGINA!?
>.>!

[Bananaphone]

He means what he said Meg :3

AND OMG I JUST GOT THAT, BAD MIND PICTURES


-Emocorner

[Misa Misuya]

LOL
i know right.
xD!
Hai naaat<3 x]

[Bananaphone]

Haiii Meg

I has added 3 more pics to mah eleet Picz.

[Misa Misuya]

Yaaaaays =]
xD

[Bananaphone]

xDDD Wew.

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